A silly substitute teacher joke for some end-of-the-week chuckles:
Walking through the hallways at the middle school where she works, a teacher saw a new substitute standing outside his classroom with his forehead against a locker. She heard him mutter, “How did you get yourself into this?”
Knowing that he was assigned to a difficult class, the full-timer tried to offer moral support. “Are you OK?” she asked, “Can I help?”
The sub lifted his head and replied, “I’ll be fine as soon as I get this kid out of his locker.”